officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

(via ruinedchildhood)

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

(Source: acomas, via ruinedchildhood)

noleave:

“youre old enough to make appointments yourself now”

 

(Source: grandtheftpasta, via ugly)

pupbutt:

i literally dont understand the point of making a bed

(via virguin)